09/05 - Tumultuous Tuesday!

Today's Projected Earnings: $11.40

 

Why do they even need a hit for that?

Do these 2 people want to have sex with each other?

If yes, go forth to pound town!
If 1 or both parties says no, have you heard of self love?

 

And that's what 'Merica really cares about.

 

Heh... Peter Bent.

 

I always enjoy it when guys wear tight pants and matchy matchy outfits while hitting each other for my amusement. MOAR!

 

I've had sex with people that I shouldn't have. At the time I said yes, but in the morning I said, "Ooooooohhh nononononono."

 

I dunno, Bird. There's a few times in my life I could have benefited from being the requester of that hit.

 

WOW!

 

Well, I'm done with my mandatory video and going back to the DMV. So, enjoy all those C-SATS and batches that drop.

 

I've had sex with people that I shouldn't have, and I really shouldn't have done it again. That third time was really stupid, and that fourth time well...

 

3:30 on the first day I've worked this week and I am 2/3 of the way to weekly goal thanks to 5's and Mindspark

 

I got pretty messed up one time and said yes to this girl as I was half a sleep. when I realized what was going on I pretended to cry and she stopped. Not the brightest or happiest moment in my life but it is a memory.

 

Title: $0.90 for a 8-10 minute academic study | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: Prof. Dan Bartels [AR6MXRKDX6EXF] (Contact) TO 1: [Pay: 4.22] [Fast: 4.79] [Comm: 4.27] [Fair: 4.87] [Reviews: 200] [ToS: 1] TO 2: [Rate: $10.34/hr] [Pen: 0.04 days] [Res: -- of 0] [Rec: 100% of 1] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Brk: 0] Reward: $0.90 Duration: 30 minutes Available: 1 Description: We are recruiting participants to complete an academic study. In the survey, we will ask you to tell us about a common brand and answer some questions about your use of that brand. Requirements: Total approved HITs is greater than 0; HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 97; Location is US

HIT exported from Mturk Suite v1.25.7​

 

Title: Play brain games on an app 15 minutes - successful workers will get more HIT opportunities | PANDA Requester: Constant Therapy [AIF5R8V9EHDP7] (Contact) (TO): [Pay: 3.67] [Fair: 5.00] [Comm: 4.33] [Fast: 5.00] Description: Download Constant Therapy app and play cognitive games for 15 minutes, contribute to research to help stroke survivors Time: 3 hours HITs Available: 1 Reward: $1.50 Qualifications: Constant Therapy qualified has not been granted; HIT approval rate (%) is greater than 80; Total approved HITs is greater than 50; Location is US;

 

I need more of a , "Is that really a good idea Bird?" hit. Matt brought home a four loko last year, which is always a terrible idea, and I drank half of it to keep him from drinking it all himself- smash cut to the next morning when we are both totally naked in the back yard and have literally no idea how that happened. I think it broke my brain.

FOUR LOKO IS POISON FOLKS! RUN AWAY!

If I could go back in time, I would just slap that stupid drink out of Matt's hand and run away to toss that toxic shit in mount doom or something.