09/10 - Simulated Sunday!

oh the cat left

Well I guess I'll use this time to make some tea

 

To be fair the Vikings defense could make up that gap. It doesn't seem like I'm even going to get a single point off the disappointing Manning brother.

 

We were searching though an abandoned trailer and the waist high grass around it, I stepped and felt my foot vibrate. It felt like I paused for SO LONG before running but matt said he heard a death shriek and saw me sprinting into the street like my life depended on it.

I've been bit by a poisonous snek before, my entire body told me to gtfo immediately.

 

Perkins isn't doing much for me. This week has been a bust. Literally would have been better off starting Watson than taking Savage off the waiver wire. Fuuuuuck.

 

They are playing Drew Brees though. I wouldn't expect them to play like the Jags D today. Plus, they gotta deal with AP too.

 

They're in NYC. Should be good.

 

The real questions is if we will get more dank Florida man memes or less.

 

Dude. I got bit by a copperhead and it was NOT FUN. I keep away from danger noodles for the most part now. Wasn't sticking around to find out if it was another poisonous nope rope!

 

List of QBs you'd have been better off starting, just glancing at the waiver wire:

Colin Kaepernick (DNP, knee)
Ryan Tannehill (IR)
Brock Lobster
Ryan FitzTragic
Case Keenum
RGIII's corpse
Paxton "what am I doing here?" Lynch
Kevin Hogan (the white WR from NE apparently plays QB for Cleveland too?)
Charlie Whitehurst - yeah, he's still in the NFL somehow.
Geno "butt fumble" Smith
Cardale "The only TOSU QB not playing WR" Jones
Tony Romo
Mike Vick

 

Don't apologize, they are one of the worst bands I have ever heard.

Them being so Rude as to make us listen to a horrible song called Rude makes me think of a different Canadian song:

 

Ooh! I can guide them! Where's Noah when you need his maps?

 

I really wish this was a fake, Onion-style article.

It is not.

 

Oh I forgot they signed AP.

I don't.

 

DUDE! We were just talking about this at the Kroger today.

The south is odd.

 

Noah... Dragons or GTFO

k thx

 

I'd much rather deal with the homeless guy jerking it on the train than the crap you have to put up with in the South. Don't miss it one bit.

 

As a Philadelphian, you just look at someone and they practically want to shank you.

In the south, they'll talk with you for 20 minutes like you were their long lost friend.

It was fucking weird as hell for me.