09/12 - Tingly Tuesday!

Did you really expect to get a helpful answer in this forum?

 

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I'd give someone one of Matt's organs for a decent RB.

 

What are you talking aboot?

 

Hmm I'll trade you one of his kidneys for David Johnson.

 

If you 'bitcoin' Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Spoiler: Link to article on CNBC

https://www.cnbc.com/2017/09/12/jpm...es-20-percent-fall-for-the-third-quarter.html

 

@Jasper I think

 

"Man paid by the banking industry speaks out against threats that could harm it."

 

I'll trade you Ajayi and CJ Anderson for a lung, half a liver, and one kidney. He can keep the rest -- I'm pretty sure those are the ones of mine that are closest to failing.

 

Jamie's my dude but I fear he may be too "invested" for this conversation

 

All my RBs are hot garbage and Birdie's Ballin Grinches are aboot winning not losing to @ChrisTurk as my team turns into a flaming garbage island of FUCKING BULLSHIT.

Finally got internet back last night for my phone to hit me with the, "You lost you stupid whore," alert. THANKS ESPN, I ALREADY KNEW THAT!

 

Jesus @Randomacts is beating me on every point I have today

 

Bitcoin's crashing, sell sell sell

Please.

 

To be fair it wasn't for lack of trying on Thielen's part.. by the fourth quarter I was in full "are you serious right now?" mode.

 

No, I expected to put jokes on a tee for people.

I am more amused by the real answers I got.

 

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google - 2 mins maybe