09/20 - Washed-out Wednesday!

I think I will try it. See how it works. I have been having like 10 on at once.

 

I think they technically take money out of my pocket.

 

Title: IPV Brochure Survey(~ 20 minutes) | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: Access to Justice Lab [A1GD86NCAL1N2Y] (Contact) TO 1: [Pay: 3.00] [Fast: 0.00] [Comm: 0.00] [Fair: 0.00] [Reviews: 1] [ToS: 0] TO 2: [Rate: $4.21/hr] [Pen: -- days] [Res: -- of 0] [Rec: -- of 0] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Brk: 0] Description: Answer questions about an informational brochure to help improve it. The brochure is written for people who want the court's help in getting protection from domestic violence. Time: 36 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $2.00 Qualifications: Total approved HITs GreaterThanOrEqualTo 100; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 90; Exc: [1506439-57809] DoesNotExist ; Location In US;

 

Title: Survey about your experience with Workplace by Facebook | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: Lucy Smith [AXCLRY7O9UMJM] (Contact) TO 1: [Pay: 4.00] [Fast: 0.00] [Comm: 0.00] [Fair: 0.00] [Reviews: 2] [ToS: 0] TO 2: [Rate: $13.00/hr] [Pen: -- days] [Res: -- of 0] [Rec: 100% of 1] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Brk: 0] Description: Please complete this survey—you must use Workplace by Facebook in order to participate. It should take about 10 minutes to complete. Time: 8 hours HITs Available: 2 Reward: $1.00 Qualifications: Employment Status: Employed full time (35+ hours per week) EqualTo 1;

 

Things you never hear

Can I get extra penis on my pizza?
Just took out a second mortgage to buy that warehouse of double dildos.
No honey, your ass looks huge in those jeans.
I need to weigh more than 600 pounds.
Hey, Doctor, could you go deeper on that prostate exam?
Toilet paper? whats that?
No, no, I would never want to have sex with that hot model.
Honey, could you have even more PMS this month?

 

**Today's Projected Earnings: $7.50** *Exported from [Mturk Suite](http://mturksuite.com/) v1.25.7*
| ⁣ | HITs | Value
--- | --- | ---
| Viewed | 3 | $7.50
| Submitted | 3 | $7.50
| Approved | 3 | $7.50
| Returned | 0 | $0.00
| Bonuses | N/A | $0.00

For 45 minutes, I'll take it!

 

Title: Sentence Reconstruction | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: tedlab [A3CV1MVF006J21] (Contact) TO 1: [Pay: 3.35] [Fast: 4.01] [Comm: 3.50] [Fair: 4.41] [Reviews: 271] [ToS: 0] TO 2: [Rate: $9.66/hr] [Pen: -- days] [Res: -- of 0] [Rec: -- of 0] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Brk: 0] Description: Unscrambling sentences Time: 6 hours HITs Available: 28 Reward: $15.00 Qualifications: Total approved HITs GreaterThan 100; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThan 95; Location EqualTo US;

 

how the hell did I not get 1 of the 28 tedlabs that just dropped????

 

Because there are likely thousands of people watching Tedlab

 

well tell them to knock it off, would ya?

I don't get to work tomorrow (I'm Jewish and it's the new year for us), so I need the money today!

 

Title: Complete a computerized task and answer some questions. | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: Person Perception Lab [A1B96ZRQ946ATS] (Contact) TO 1: [Pay: 3.32] [Fast: 4.56] [Comm: 3.92] [Fair: 4.35] [Reviews: 65] [ToS: 0] TO 2: [Rate: $7.25/hr] [Pen: 3.00 days] [Res: -- of 0] [Rec: -- of 0] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Brk: 0] Description: We will ask you to complete a short computerized task on Inquisit, and then ask you to answer some brief questions. Time: 2 hours HITs Available: 1 Reward: $2.00 Qualifications: ESP Pilot Completed DoesNotExist ; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThan 70; Location EqualTo US;

 

Title: Personality survey(~ 20 minutes) | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: Dan Prescott [A3FI4YXWGU0S2Q] (Contact) TO 1: [Pay: 3.00] [Fast: 0.00] [Comm: 0.00] [Fair: 0.00] [Reviews: 4] [ToS: 0] TO 2: Not Available Description: survey Time: 1 hour HITs Available: 1 Reward: $1.00 Qualifications: Exc: [58382-57793] DoesNotExist ; Total approved HITs GreaterThanOrEqualTo 100; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 90; TP Panel: 234912493 N GreaterThanOrEqualTo 100; Location In US;

 

Aww, accidentally hit f5 about 13 minutes into a 15 minute thing. Time for more coffee!

 

anyone get their paige ottmer bonus yet today?

 

Direction givers in Noah's hits are so lazy. You can give them all four corners of an intersection, tell them where you're standing and what you're looking at across the street and you'll still get some vague instruction that could mean several things like "go to the next intersection." So go one way or go the other way? Got it.

 

I'm a very good direction giver when I do that HIT. I hate the ones that don't even figure out what corner you're on to give you a movement, or they tell you "just walk down the road"

 

well you've seen both sides right? We don't know the difference between a CVS and a RiteAid, we just get a shops icon. And sometimes two corners will be nearly identical.