10/31 - ʞɔᴉɹ┴ or Treat to ┴ɥɹᴉllǝɹ Tuesday!

I just avoid this by never eating salad.

It's a hard life , but someone has to eat all the bacon cheeseburgers.

For years, people try and give the giant salad to me and the pile of red meat to Matt. Yeah, no.

I will eat the hell out some croutons though. When my only option is a side salad with dinner and they won't sub anything, I just ask for a bowl of croutons with some thousand island thank you very much.

It's not on me if you don't have soup or another side available too! I will be getting my bowl of crispy bread cubes because that's what I paid for bruh.

I will say, most restaurants are pretty chill about it and always offer to sub something or give me extra bread or something, but occasionally you get someone in the mood to be a giant douche canoe over it.

 

Title: Energy Policy Survey(~ 10 minutes) | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: Dynamic Decision Making Laboratory [A3THLDS04Q4UJO] (Contact) TO 1: [Pay: 3.49] [Fast: 4.55] [Comm: 4.24] [Fair: 4.72] [Reviews: 133] [ToS: 3] TO 2: [Rate: $9.42/hr] [Pen: 1.00 days] [Res: -- of 0] [Rec: -- of 0] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Brk: 0] Reward: $1.00 Duration: 1 hour 30 minutes Available: 1 Description: Give us your opinion on energy policy in the U.S. and climate change! In this study, you will answer questions and make decisions about reducing CO2 emissions. The survey will take approximately 10 minutes, and you will receive $1.00 for completing it. Additionally, one of the questions will be used to check whether you are paying attention. If your answers to this question is correct, you will receive an additional $0.50. Requirements: Total approved HITs GreaterThanOrEqualTo 100; Exc: [63210-62648] DoesNotExist ; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 90; Location In US;

HIT exported from Mturk Suite v1.25.8​

 

Mustard is gross

 

Today's Projected Earnings: $65.84 (Exported from Mturk Suite v1.25.8)

⁣	HITs	Value
Viewed	678	$70.01
Submitted	658	$65.84
Approved	658	$65.84
Returned	7	$0.79
Bonuses	N/A	$0.00

 

UMD Linguistics Research Group [A2DK3VTMC9CF32] Judge sentences as good or bad! - $1.60 | PANDA

Generous

Unrated

Unrated

$18.58 / hour
00:05:10 / completion time

Pros: Easy
Cons:

To read UMD Linguistics Research Group's full profile check out TurkerView!​

 

suejung han [A1NHIBHD0Y93EP] Eating behaviors survey - $0.50 | PANDA

Underpaid

Unrated

Unrated

$2.92 / hour
00:10:16 / completion time

Pros:
Cons: Very underpaid
So many bubbles

To read suejung han's full profile check out TurkerView!​

 

Anna Newheiser [A8LTEAHB5S4QW] Gender Attitudes(~ 4 minutes) - $0.70 | PANDA

Generous

Unrated

Unrated

$18.39 / hour
00:02:17 / completion time

Pros: Quick and easy
Cons:

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Good morning afternoon, Thubbers!

Back on night shift. Fucks my concept of time all up...

 

Thanks, I will try that

 

Ketchup and mustard both have no redeeming values.

Fight. Me.

 

Today's Projected Earnings: $11.16

You wanna be me but you can't be meeeeeee!

 

Greetings from Amazon Mechanical Turk,

You've received a bonus from BarnCat for work related to 3HYV4299HZVTTGMVYE7ENYLA1L78E3.
The value of your bonus is: $3.00 USD

The Requester included this note:
BarnCat Halloween Bonus.

Thanks for being a Worker on Mechanical Turk!

Aww! Thank you. Happy Halloween @BarnCat!!

 

nah i just want Bearnie and the carnitas

 

Dont know what jobs they are somehow getting since i am barely over $12, How the actual crap are you making $70. must have closed quals or master right?

 

In keeping with the Halloween theme, I've decided to share my own version of a skeleton:

Code:

// ==UserScript==
// @name         New Script (, skeleton)
// @namespace    ,
// @version      1
// @description  .
// @author       Cuyler Stuwe (,)
// @include      *
// @grant        GM_info
// ==/UserScript==

const DEBUG_RUN_IN_TOP_FRAME = false;
const DEBUG_RUN_IN_IFRAME_ONLY_BUT_DONT_REQUIRE_MTURK_REFERRER = false;
const DEBUG_ALWAYS_PASS_SANITY_CHECK = false;
const DEBUG_PAINT_TRIGGERED_FRAMES_RED = false;

const SANITY_CHECK_TEXT_STRING = "Whatever words are unique to the HIT, put them here";

function isInMturkIframe() {
    if(DEBUG_RUN_IN_TOP_FRAME) {return true;}
    else if(DEBUG_RUN_IN_IFRAME_ONLY_BUT_DONT_REQUIRE_MTURK_REFERRER) {return (window !== window.top);}
    return ( window !== window.top && (document.referrer.includes("mturk.com/mturk/preview") || document.referrer.includes("mturk.com/mturk/accept") || document.referrer.includes("mturk.com/mturk/continue") || document.referrer.includes("mturk.com/mturk/return") || document.referrer.includes("mturk.com/mturk/previewandaccept") || document.referrer.includes("worker.mturk.com/projects/")));
}
if (!isInMturkIframe()) {return;}

function passSanityCheck() {
    if(DEBUG_ALWAYS_PASS_SANITY_CHECK) {return true;}
    if(SANITY_CHECK_TEXT_STRING && SANITY_CHECK_TEXT_STRING.length > 0) {
        return document.body.innerHTML.includes(SANITY_CHECK_TEXT_STRING);
    }
}

function runOnStart() {
    if(DEBUG_PAINT_TRIGGERED_FRAMES_RED) {
        document.body.style.backgroundColor = "red";
    }
    // CODE THAT RUNS AS SOON AS HIT IS LOADED GOES HERE
}

function keyListener(event) {
    if(event.type === 'keydown') {

        // SCRIPT KEYDOWN CODE GOES HERE

    }
    else if(event.type === 'keyup') {

        // SCRIPT KEYUP CODE GOES HERE

    }
}

function clickListener(event) {

    // SCRIPT CLICK CODE GOES HERE
    switch(event.target) {
        default:
            break;
    }

}

(function main() {

    if(!passSanityCheck()) {
        console.log(`FAILED SANITY CHECK: ${GM_info.script.name}`);
        return;
    }
    else {
        console.log(`PASSED SANITY CHECK: ${GM_info.script.name}`);
    }

    runOnStart();

    document.addEventListener('keydown keyup', keyListener);
    document.addEventListener('click', clickListener);
})();

^ This skeleton code is the current version of what I use right now to quickly whip scripts together for a HIT.

Speed is key when writing quick scripts for batches that don't come up often, since the time it takes you to write the script subtracts from your wage.

There are some constants towards the top that enable some common debugging tasks.

 

So, apparently my PFA qual has been revoked for this campaign due to "a high number of inaccurate identifications." Interesting. I haven't done a single HIT for them.