11/08 - Woot Woot Wednesday!

John Doe Rick-Rolling us.

 

Diamonds or coal would be good.

I could either sell jewelry or electricity.

 

Well yeah I got her that and something else that I haven't decided on yet

 

My favorite topic

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https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000079XW2/?tag=thtv02-20
This is my can opener

 

No, they're losing money.

Mom: Honey, I'm about to buy something on Amazon, what's your affiliate link again?
You: Here ya go, mom.
Moms: Thanks, lol. I was gonna buy it anyway but it's nice to give back to family.

^ 99.999% of "friends and family" links.

Amazon's TOS is set up to make sure you're actually directing useful traffic towards them, so they're getting something out of the deal as well.

 

I like rocks!

 

@ChrisTurk

I assume that the reason that you decided to dedicate that much counter space for a can opener is because you open a shit ton of cans for your pets or something. Right?

That is the only reason I wouldn't ever get one of those.

 

...why the fuck am I clicking all of your links and looking at can openers?

 

The only can openers you'll ever need...
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0078WMSZ8/?tag=thtv02-20

 

Practice run for smooth product placements.

 

@ChrisTurk

I think that this test run went well.

 

Well, the Bible says it's one way, but some people say that's up for debate.

 

Well if you hate yourself or are camping I guess.

 

I wasn't working anyway. Looking at black friday stuff.

 

Too late. You already have your computer flagged with the affiliate code.

 

Jokes on them, I literally told her "nevermind, you can't use my link. You should just go across the street to Macy's on your lunch." Which is basically what I will do in every other scenario where someone asks me about a product. I never direct anyone to Amazon, but I would if they paid me to do it.