11/16 - Thinker Thursday!

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That's what I'm saying. The guy's got $70 cameras out on the shelf for $5. And all of the cheap junk he does have in the store, it's priced so low that someone can still come in and flip it. I guarantee he's only making enough to just keep the store afloat. I guess he's just one of those weirdos that does it because he loves it, and isn't in it to make money. Gross.

 

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Listen Amazon, you and I both know you're not gonna make it to space if you can't even handle appropriate packaging. She ordered one small bottle guys! LETS STICK IT IN THIS BIG BOX!

 

What a sick bastard!

 

I have this urge to just fly up there one day and map a bunch of those suckers.

What's your evidence? LOOK AT THIS PICTURE OF ME KNOCKING ON THE DOOR DUDE!

 

It was probably some lazy worker who didnt want to fold anymore small boxes, have sympathies

 

nsfw



Back on that Lumpy and the Dumpers album.

SO FULL OF SHIT
SO HAGGARD
SO HAIRY

 

Geico is hella looking for new employees today

 

Uhhh...wat

 

Too early in the day for demon cock and balls in my face

 

I've never gotten a small package in a reasonable box from amazon in years.

Also, Blue Origin is a shit show. I'm half making fun of the fact I actually have never seen a smaller box than that from Amazon (a padded envelope would have been fine no less) and half making fun of Blue Origin, because I'm surrounded by aerospace engineers and have to listen to them tear it apart every day. I have to see Matt's work friends later, so I'm preparing my zingers now.

 

Are these John Does broken or is it just me?

 

Lumpy is a Goblin, thank you.

 

cool assume they will be there after tacos