11/29 - Whew it's Only Wednesday!

samesies!

 

@Totally Not ,

Is the Amazon affiliate portal based on my Amazon history or users? I logged in to check my account and this is #1 on the "Recommended for You" thing but.. I'm unsure which group Amazon is calling kinky..



https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07693HRS9/?tag=thtv02-20

 

Loooooooooooooooooooooool.

It's based on people who clicked your links. It's supposed to give you a "try again next time" suggestions guide.

 

Anyone not do this yet?

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well crap....technically if I want to be buried with hubby, I can't donate my organs....stupid jewish law, they really need to get with the times. Maybe I can convince them I never really had 2 kidneys and a heart?

 

apparently I missed parts 1 & 2, but that's fine, I got so drunk that night all I remember is the chinese food and thinking we're going to die.

 

What if they took the good ones out of you and put the crap ones back in you?!

 

That is both genius and hilarious.

To reiterate what I said yesterday:
YOU PEOPLE NEED JESUS.

And I want an explanation for why this is on the list:
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0006HUJJO/?tag=thtv02-20

That's a gallon of glue.. who, why, what are you people doinggggg!?!?

 

Man, I hope!

Matt and I joke that after they dissect me and then cremate me and whatever, he is going to spread my ashes in the places I love: Clemson, Robert Moses- and then fly a small plane to england and throw a fistful of my ashes in the face of whatever hot british celeb I'm most into at the time.

His mother does NOT find this funny AT ALL. She thinks I'm fucking insane, and I'm ok with that. If you can't have a good laugh at the possibility of dying young, then what can you really laugh at?

 

Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to bb boy.

 

apparently it actually depends on the denomination of the cemetery. Most Reform Jews realize it's the ultimate mitzvah to donate your organs alive or dead. Its the orthodox that still has issues with it.

 

Sigh... It's Busch Lite time...

I'm doing my best to make my organs useless to mankind.

And the giant eye pimple I have now developed is doing the rest.

Spoiler

 

I pride myself in being heartless.

 

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