11/29 - Whew it's Only Wednesday!

My dad "resents me for being born," so I'm an orphan in spirit!

 

Sorry for that Seducer-Most of mine have died also- sucks cause I was always the one who pulled the family together- people used to ask me, "Why are you always hanging out with your grandmother?"- cause I loved her, she was funny, (had lots of cash ) and I enjoyed her company.

 

Of course it will, sillyhead.

 

where's JD when you need him

 

Title: Research Study: Statements & Images (~20 minutes) | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: USC Meaning Lab [A2N0RIYXCI1CJK] (Contact) TO 1: [Pay: 3.64] [Fast: 4.75] [Comm: 2.33] [Fair: 5.00] [Reviews: 16] [ToS: 0] TO 2: [Rate: --/hr] [Pen: -- days] [Res: -- of 0] [Rec: -- of 0] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Brk: 0] Description: Judge the accuracy of statements describing pictures. Only for native speakers of American English. IRB Protocol: STU00206134. Child Language Development Laboratory, Department of Linguistics, Northwestern University. Time: 2 hours HITs Available: 1 Reward: $3.32 Qualifications: Total approved HITs is not less than 1000; HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 99; Location is US;

 

NSFW



The best part of doing hits involving Amazon products is all the silly erotica I encounter. I just need to start a collection at this point.

 

I would like to know what things you have done to become supreme leader.

1. When you were born, did a star appear?!
2. Hamburgers... who invented them? It wasn't you. I know a guy.
3. Excuse me, but when was the last time you hit a 38 under par?!

 

GUYS, IMPORTANT QUESTION HERE.

Do I want cajun crust or ranch crust for my pizza.

 

@fiatrix come backkkkkk

THESE HOES AINT LOYAL

 

cajun but ofc

 

Cajun crust, while being at a ranch.

 

I killed @Buzby and on the third minute raised her from the grave.

 

Spoiler: NSFW

Edit: How the heck do I do a regular NSFW tag?

 

I guess, technically me too. My mom is still alive, but I haven't seen her since I was a few months old, so... Close enough.

 

wtf?