12/08 - Freezing Friday!

The story of getting to the high school I went to because of ballet happened purely by chance really. All because the representative of the school I was supposed to go to didn't show up at my junior high on orientation day.

 

Oof.. homegurl you're working on @slothbear's regurgitated leftovers at this point (nah jk its probably still manageable).

 

Mmmm. Cinnamon buns or life "affirmations"? So hard to choose.

 

my front door greeter/security

Spoiler

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Can confirm, the straight dudes in ballet/dance/theater/etc always get laid and usually a lot. They also usually have horrifying level break ups and drama. I always dated the engineers instead and let the ballerinas and musicians have their own soap opera I could eat popcorn to.

 

My mom let my stepdad lock me in a half bathroom for weeks on end from ages like 9 to 12, then I switched custody to my dad and was in and out of there, getting in fistfights and shoving matches with him through my teen years. My first serious GF went to a different high school because I met her at JRC after the cops took me out of the house lol. Can I sit in your sucky family club?

 

Welcome. Sit down. Have a cinnamon bun. Pet a doggo.

 

You either have the fluffiest cat bunch ever or you need to stop doing so many HITs and cut back a bit on the treats haha

 

Yeh but I'm bringing mah cats. The black one developed a habit of scratching boxes by watching my GF's scratch-it habits, and the wolf-colored one likes to wrap himself up in bags, probably because he learned that food usually comes in bags.

 

RIP buddy.... they were not pleased to read this post.... all I know is they grabbed my wallet and booked a flight...best of luck and remember I tried to warn you.

 

I wanna join the shitty family club toooo

I won't bore you with the gory details, but i'll just say that I had a step-dad that I don't have anymore, and you can go from there.

Oh, and add in that my mom blamed me for her losing the house to foreclosure after he went to prison, cause that was my fault

 

We have plenty of fresh nip here!

 

Well, yeah, probably because there wasn't much competition.

 

Oh man, you have never seen the guys who creep around ballerinas The day you run into the grocery store still in your practice tutu is the day every dude hits on you at once. And some ladies too eyyy.

There's always a ton of competition for dance girls who are even reasonably good looking.

 

I have a giant bag of pistachios and I just cannot stop eating them. Help pls

 

You should see a doctor, because pistachios are gross and your tastebuds are wrong.