04/23 - Mums The Word Monday

I'm not sure if I want to do one either! But my PE is so small today >.<

 

DO IT!!!!!!!!

 

"A few"

3 hours from now:

 

I was going to watch anime, but then I became a juror.

 

It pays better than real jury duty.

 

Do not be like these guys.

A man—a judge, no less—sued his dry cleaners for $54m for allegedly losing his trousers. A sign at the shop promised “Satisfaction Guaranteed”. The plaintiff was not satisfied, so he cried fraud. He then used his highly trained legal brain to calculate the damages he was owed. He started with $1,500, a reasonable fine for consumer fraud. He multiplied it by 12, for the number of his complaints. Then by 1,200, for the number of days he was deprived of his trousers. And then by three, for the three owners of the dry-cleaning shop. After adding a bit more for mental anguish, the total came to $67m, but he kindly reduced it to $54m.

 

@leafs4_cup

Spoiler

I gave you shit the first couple games but I this is exactly what I said 6 maybe 7 games

 

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I speak no Espanol this evening

 

scientology has its own tv channel? when does turkerhub get its own tv channel? WHAT ARE WE DOING PEOPLE?

 

We just need to start a cult and force a few of our members into slavery.

Perhaps kill a few.

 

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Hey @ChrisTurk I have a volunteer for you.

 

I think I'm covering this part pretty well actually.. jk ofc, @ThisPoorGuy enjoys his days, don't ya bud?

 

No me gusta nada

Yeah that is all my Spanish that I know.

 

the HITs expire in 8 hrs tho

 

We're going to need you to make your wife "disappear" first. People will say you killed her, but there will be no body, so that means no crime. This will also open you up a polygamy situation, which is one of the better perks of running a cult. Just ask the Mormons.