05/02 - Leafs Will Win Wednesday!

Greetings, old and new Turkers. So what happened with MTG? Why was it sold? Is Zingy still a memer? Is MMMMMTurkeyBacon alive?

 

Same. I did get a slow down, though.

 

@ChrisTurk Anyone have a copypasta?

 

Phew!!! The Rewriting Club/Org Names hits from Ben have just been paying ...

 

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• Zingy sold to Nathan (zingy still pops in 1x/yr or so)
• Nathan sold to unknown chick 1 (UC1)
• UC1 put MTG on a potato
• We left
• UC1 sold to some Russian dude who tried to lure us back with rubles but it was too late I had injected enough KoolAid to prevent folks from leaving me.

Run while you still can..

 

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little Grinch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

 

Second golden locked me out. RIP.

 

was comparing tv/to/to2.. sometimes the forum serves as my temporary notepad.

 

PE: evolved two critters in Pokemon Go higher spawn rate event

and go two Mudkips

 

something something louis rossman

 

How can you tell it's a golden and um, what the hell is a golden?

 

I just bought an iPhone 8 Plus - I will be extra carefully with that mofo

 

I got locked out on my first hit with a broken pin.


Thanks Sofia?

 

I had to reload my first pin, then I was locked out, getting 0.

Thank Sophia!??!

 

1. It took me 1.

Fuck you too Sophia!

And then I accidentally submitted the wrong hit, so Rejection City: Party of Birb incoming.

toot toot! all aboard the reject train!