08/04 - Serene Saturday!

I made a new FB a few years back to not have any of mine on it

 

T H W G

 

I log in my other one every few months to see if any of them ask if I died or wonder if I am ok......so far in 4 years not one has.

 

BTW only shirts we need here.....

 

An hour ago, my insurance sent me a text that said the tow truck would be here in 90 minutes.

They just sent me a new text that said 120 minutes.

SEND HELP. AM TRAPPED IN BAKERSFIELD.

This day fucking suuuuckkkkkkkks.

 

You could walk? Walking sounds like a good alternative in this case.

 

holy crap rox, wtf?

 

I will cut you.

 

Walk out of bakersfield? That sounds like suicide.

 

Ermmm. It’s 100 degrees out and I live 40 miles away up a mountain road?

Not...yeah. Not happening. Need to get my Jeep towed back home so I can fix it.

 

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I'll have you know that google says that it is only 99f in Bakersfield right now.

But uh yeah fuck that

 

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Requester: Alicia DeVault [A37KO0L4J1J7Z3]
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• Location EqualTo US,
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Can't shoes melt

 

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Says it takes 45 - 60 minutes.

 

LOL.

Of all the times for my Jeep to take a dump, driving to an ER in Bakersfield was literally the shittiest time possible. Luckily, it’s still running, but driving it back up a mountain without fixing it is not a good idea unless I wanna destroy my engine.

So...sitting in Bakersfield. Having a jolly time. What a great Saturday!

 

I have the Holy Hand Grenade

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