08/10 - Fast Friday!

@lefty CT would steal a child's piggy bank. Take note.

 

there we go, not a shred of human decency

noted on the stalker notebook

 

My dog's breath smells like dog food

 

Are you okay?

 

Can that go in a crock pot? I usually use shredded chicken but if the protein is higher in that I'm willing to try it

 

are you willing to scrape off some skin? then sure

 

After knowing CT for like, 3? years, this is the absolute least surprising thing I've ever heard.

 

I laughed pretty freaking hard at this post:

So probably not

 

i knew my wife was the one for me the day she told me she wanted to get married at city hall

 

not hard enough. he still conscious

 

I assumed so, but I ignored that context for the purposes of the LOLs.

Its like these people just never read any of my posts on MTG

 

I hope that you are able to find happiness if and when your crock pot dies.

 

you'd think a large target in such a small box would be an easy thing to hit, but believe or not it's not.

 

Wow, wanna go there, huh?

I hope your MIL has a safe flight & your jeep is fixed in time to pick her up from the airport yourself.

...ok even I know that's just way too harsh