8/21 - Cranky Sue's WARMONGERING TUESDAY

I had to look it up and still don't really know what it means. I was honestly a little shocked they called it that for a movie.. "Dark Order" is equally as stupid & not scary sounding without risking a twitter campaign to get it changed.

Also most of the mods (well @GoldGuardian @Tripsa @NBadger (was most surprised by this one) seemed to hop on specific character puns pretty quick.. except @WimpLo who for some reason went MMO medic on us? I.. I am not sure that's an actual comic book character but if it is its sure not one on the dark side of the force.

God I've pissed a lot of people off with the above 3-4 sentences, I'm sorry, I don't understand Trek Wars very well but I enjoy the cinematic experiences.

People say I collect a lot of data, but the amount of household turker locations you've got on the Rolodex is way, way more unsettling given the threats of violence & child abduction.

@leafs4_cup already beat me to the joke but I present it in gif form:

The one true Turker motto. One of us, one of us!

 

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you and @NBadger are now the only ones to make me laugh at a cat gif

 

Why else do you think she was so persistent with the Secret Santa business?

 

/r/publicfreakout

/r/bestofworldstar is pretty good too, and so is /r/virtualfreakout, but it's pretty slow and it's mostly secondlife trolling videos.

 

I love a good long con

 

Holy crap. They coordinated. Why didn't we think of that?

 

Great job dude. Try not to burn yourself out mentally too much (don't do work that is absolutely garbage for 1 dollar an hour, it's not worth what it does to you mentally).

You're well on your way to getting to where you want to be. It's just going to be about growing that include list and getting comfortable with work that you like. It gets easier.

 

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If effort counted (it doesn't) you guys would be the true winners (you weren't)

 

Man, I met up with her IRL.

I'm like 97% sure that when she decides to murder someone and wear their skin, I'm numero uno on the list.

 

Wait, did I miss something?

 

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Except for the week after that first $100 day. And the week after the first $200 day. And the month after the first $500 day.

All of those times you think you're just done turking forever and surely you will never have to work another day on the platform for as long as you live, the flood gates have opened and pennies rain from the sky while you sleep.

Then your rent is due in 3 days and you're like "wait I haven't submitted a HIT in 2 weeks where the fuck did my life go? Wow I have a lot of "LOL" ratings on TurkerHub"

 

@jessers is now on a list for having an illegal panda catching device.

 

ARE YOU ATTACKING ME?!

 

TRYING TO PUT AN END TO YOUR LIES.

 

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