08/27 - Malfunction Monday!

On new years eve this past year, we got hold of one of my single friends phone and messaged everyone in her snapchat(who were male) to send dick pics. WOW. Men have no shame. I saw things I wish I hadnt seen. I'm pretty comfortable with my sexuality, but my god. I dont know how women do it in today's digital world where you are one finger click away from a surprise schlong in your face.

 

Makes me wonder if a genie granted me a wish, and I asked for flight. But it turns out that the only way I could get lift off was through helicopter dicking. Wild thought.

 

there's a "beating" pun to be made here but i'm not going to be the one to make it

 

My loss then, emailed them and said they have all been grabbed already

 

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happy almost birthday

 

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You asked for dick picks and are upset that you got dick picks?

 

The best part for me was that it was a comment I made on female fashion advice that spurred this bro to DM me. Some dude was trolling a lady subreddit about fashion just to send chicks pics of his junk.

Very well thought out pics too. This guy's only plans for the night were to take a variety of peen pics and send them to unsuspecting women who posted in a thread about their favorite outfits. That's pretty sad.

And then I posted it on r/creepypms cause well, duh.

 

It was really easy to miss. I assumed it was one of those confidentiality agreement pages - but when I finished it in under 2 minutes I figured that something was up - so I saw that the PDF was actually a long write-up on utalitarian ethics that we were supposed to read. Figured that reading the PDF didn't make the HIT worth it - so just returned it.

 

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Thank you

 

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Turning 44 is pretty big so I think I'm going to go all out and get myself something big like at Costco some TP and Paper Towels.

 

They say another year older, another year bolder.

I'm excited to see where this takes you.