09/21- Fiscal Friday!

See, this is why I need the plane ticket. I'm saving his peachy soul.

 

Did I miss anything important today?

 

You license lies.

Spoiler

it's less than that last time you checked

 

I searched 'birdee is a big big dork'

 

This is what I look like in my mind:

 

shorter hair + more boob +purple sunglasses

 

asian?

 

A Palm Tree

 

I identify with that proud, lone douglas fir in the background. Strong, a little THICC at the bottom, no shame.

 

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1⃣0⃣5⃣— tied for franchise record in wins! #DoDamage

 

you're into esports now? this is a fucking terrible slogan for any of the traditional sports outside maybe UFC?

 

I don't know wtf that is ...some sex thing? Was just what was on the post I copied. Don't judge or I'll DoDamage.... you think Flo DidDamage? Heh

 

This is why we got divorced.

 

You told me it was because he tried to bring the crockpot to bed?

 

its like video games.. cs;go where you shoot people and actually do "damage"

I don't get it in the context of MLB.. what are they damaging? it makes no sense

 

Balls man Balls

 

this kind of kink shaming destroyed our marriage tbh. if you love something, never let it go. but do unplug it before cuddling any objects that heat food to an unreasonably high temperate.