09/21- Fiscal Friday!

Shit Matt said last weekend: “ when did you get so good at hiking?! WHEN DID YOU START NEEDING XS SHIRTS?”

Me:


This just in: Matt is oblivious.

 

She doesn't have any...check Michelle tho

 

@PeachyRider take notes. If you have some sort of kitchen appliance kink, I won't judge you.....but please unplug it.

 

Ask him if he has seen your legs? Is he aware you could crush him with them?

 

wait birbs forreal

 

Good after work run

Spoiler

https://gyazo.com/1b3543c29655d751be501beb14a054f2

and $20 fightclub.... time to Friday and shit post....might get crazy and have some Kool Aid too

 

that still exists? for shame

 

barely... I look every couple years for P's tho

 

That Jeff dickhead fucked it all up.

 

Turns out ludicrous amounts of steps and hiking gives you legs for days!



I sent @Buntastic a random picture one day and she was like

 

cops set up a checkpoint down the street....some dude just jumped the median to avoid...high speed pursuit now. Hope a tree crosses in front of him before someone gets hurt. Give up ...game over you at a checkpoint son God tryna tell you something

 

FOR THE CLIENT!!!

 

Where Da Client doh?

 

It's true. Everyone should hike. I've gone down a pants size and I have actual visible muscles now. Granted not "crush a man's head with my legs" muscles like Birb.... soon.

 

PE $55.56 but losing motivation due to alcoholic stomping on the ceiling?

 

Also matt: WALKING FAR IS HARD! DID YOU KNOW ITS HARD? I NEVER REALIZED A MILE COULD FEEL SO LONG!

 

I think I've hearted 90% of the gif-girls you posted today, this is absolutely a hard-pass