09/29 - Spinning Around Saturday!

Is that the shit that can't melt? Sounds perfect!

 

Spoiler: gross dog story

My german shepard ate a tampon once and then ran around the entire yard and house as I tried to.... tug it out

 

And then you put it on a slice of plain white bread because mom bought hot dogs, but no buns.

 

story of my life right here. A sad hotdog sandwich.

 

Oh the memories.... she'd get loose dogs from the butcher and a pack of buns but the numbers never matched so someone was getting wonder bread dogs

 

I can't breathe!!!!.....

 

dogs are really the grossest though. At the end of the day, when the beagle realizes there is no more food coming her way, she wants to go out to the yard to get some.... snacks.

 

My dog will wait for someone to come down the stairs or enter the house if I'm eating, then use the brief distraction caused by him barking to try to snatch whatever I'm holding at the time. It worked once the first time he did it, so now he has to do it every single time he can.

 

This is why I'm glad my cat stopped pooping inside in a catbox and just poops goodness knows where. it was always dog treat city in this house no matter how hard I tried to keep that catbox free of dog treats.

I asked the vet why dogs are that gross and he said it's because it's

 

Well? Don't leave us hanging.

 

...to finish....high in protein. (that was accidentally sent before I was done and live update won't show my edit so I'm not even bothering to edit...)

 

I'm here refreshing waiting for the edit like

 

And see, I didn't even edit so you could avoid that, lol

 

My dog has never eaten poop. I think I have one of the special ones, guys.

 

the german shepard didn't until the golden and beagle started doing it all the time bleghhhh


she kinda like, looks around before she does it too. Like she's not sure but she wants to fit in XD

 

Also this is why my cat has an entire litter closet lol, dogs trying to get more 'treats'

 

All this dog talk has made me realize it's time for me to clean out the dog's crate again. It's always a fun exercise full of "how the fuck did she get a hold of this?" discoveries. I heard her in there last night moving around and something was crinkling. I only put blankets and pillows in there, so unless there is something disgusting on those items, she found something illegal and hid it in her crate.

 

Does your dog hide stuff she doesn't really like too? Last time we moved I found the beagles stash of biscuits she's not super fond of but apparently wanted to keep from the rest of the pack

 

Maybe your cat isn't eating the right stuff?

 

The only cats he interacts with are the ones that the guy behind us keep feeding who wander into our yard all the time so he can chase them.