03/06 - Marvel Monday!

My Brian Z's are borked. Can't click the buttons in any browsers.

 

Fuckin' A, two websites to compare and 8 text boxes to fill for $1? I'm not going to be able to afford my personal submarine at this rate.

 

This guy doesn't have any kids and really likes Matt. I keep telling Matt he should totally be the son he never had...ya know, for the sake of bonding with a mentor of course, no ulterior motives here.

 

Only the bottom row of buttons work now. Did you try those?

 

I hope some little shit really enjoys the polio vaccine we just bought him!

 

Greetings from Amazon Mechanical Turk,

You've received a bonus from William Mockovak for work related to 3YGE63DIN86VRD629CEU1HVHJDO0W3.
The value of your bonus is: $1.50 USD

The Requester included this note:
Thank you for participating in part 2.

Thanks for being a Worker on Mechanical Turk!

 

time for some new Vanderpump Rules. goodnight all

 

Title: Answer a survey (12 minutes) | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: Brett Hollenbeck [A1BIFB8JMRECJC] (Contact) TO: [Pay: N/A] [Fair: N/A] [Comm: N/A] [Fast: N/A] [Reviews: 0] [ToS: 0] Description: Give us your opinion about our products, 12 minutes for $1 Time: 1 hour HITs Available: 26 Reward: $1.00 Qualifications: Location EqualTo US-CA; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThan 95;

HIT exported from Mturk Suite v1.14.9​

 

No I never use those.

Edit:
Just tried and that worked thanks.

 

Title: Compare two websites about luxury personal submarines | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: jeff cremer [AYIWC42L5WB4X] (Contact) TO: [Pay: 4.33] [Fair: 4.69] [Comm: 5.00] [Fast: 5.00] [Reviews: 15] [ToS: 0] Description: Pretend you are a multimillionaire and review a website about purchasing a private submarine. Time: 1 hour HITs Available: 1 Reward: $2.00 Qualifications: Location EqualTo US;

HIT exported from Mturk Suite v1.14.9​

 

Can you see a human performing the action
clapping?

She's trying to clap dem cheeks.

 

Yeah I used to not pay attention but opened it today and have made $40 on there with 4 tests, almost made $50 but forgot to hit "accept" after qualifying for a test. The more 5 star ratings you get the more tests open up for you but I actually am only at 3.5 rn and still got 4 $10 tests today. Obviously every day isnt like that but I am planning to remember to keep it open after how well it went today.

 

you obviously have never had to pay your own taxes in a year when your medical expenses are more tha 15% of your income. We're on the borderline, and those types of mturk donations may be what makes it worthwhile for us to itemize or not.

Yeah I need to get back into it. I think I mostly get screened out for not having a full time job elsewhere. I've got a 5 star rating on average, have been approved for the app recording ones, the whole 9. I just tend to get screened out directly after the "what is your employment status" question, and I usually say I'm unemployed because I don't know how to explain mturk as a real job.

also, this just came in
You've received a bonus from Nicholas Branigan for work related to 39O0SQZVJNXDU6O1DQ6AA3FMBVH7RO.
The value of your bonus is: $8.50 USD
never thought I'd be upset at an $8.50 bonus before....

 

You don't get the tax write off deduction on that donation anyway so the point is moot.

 

That's right suckaz, I'm smarter than yo babies.

 

If birds are so smart why do they live in igloos?