12/11 - Tangy Tuesday!

how good are they at keeping demonic things out of my house and directing them towards my neighbors?

 

Never understood them. It just closely resembles a spiderweb above your head, to help you sleep?!

 

Heineken + @Polar Bear's paypal password

Oh wait, you wanted MY reason

 

According to my 30s of Google research it's to help "catch" bad juju in the air, like a spider's web catches bugs. Mothers would make them and hang them over their baby's cradles. Also something to do with a spider god.

 

CT told me those are monthly fee.

 

5k review point bonus when?

 

Sebastian Michelmann [A28IF516OM1RG9] movie segmentation(~ 30 minutes) - $3.50 | PANDA

Good

Unrated

Unrated

$12.54 / hour
00:16:45 / completion time

Pros:
Code is copy-pastable, fairly passive task

Cons:
Inquisit, 45 minute timer is kind of short relative to task length

Qualifications: Total approved HITs >= 100; Exc: [120175-119586] DoesNotExist ; TP Panel: -123457748 N >= 100; HIT approval rate (%) >= 80; Location In US;

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I'm sorry, @ThisPoorGuy . When I do dumb shit, it's usually for the amusement / annoyance of @ChrisTurk . I don't mean to make your job volunteer work any harder.

 

They work great for kids who are scared to sleep because of nightmares. Got my kid one when he was little and told him the lore behind them. Really helped him sleep better. When he would want to sleep with me we had to carry it and hang it over his side of the bed in my room.

He still has it up years later even though he's "over" believing in it (so he says, cough cough).

 

Stephen Baum [A2F5LNE5PFP3IZ] Human Judgment and Decision Making (1-2 minutes)(~ 2 minutes) - $0.20 | PANDA

Generous

Unrated

Unrated

$24.83 / hour
00:00:29 / completion time

Pros:

Cons:

Qualifications: Exc: [3794658-119593] DoesNotExist ; HIT approval rate (%) >= 95; Location In US;

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this apology is too sincere sounding, not very @THFYM like. Needs to be more crass and vulgar.

 

Yeah, that's always a risk.

Kind of like Monster Spray.

Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.

(Sorry to hear she is having night terrors. Those are harsh and really hard on everyone!!!)

 

I'm not really a monster; I just play one on the Hub

 

rood

 

Title: Recreate kiss scene with webcam [ $ | $ ] PANDA
Requester: Christina Yglesias [A2Z1VFTYVGRV6V]
TurkerView: [ $ / hour ]
Description: I'm looking for two people to recreate the first kiss ever recorded on film and film it with a webcam or simple camera setup
Duration: 01:00:00
Available: 0
Reward: $1.50
Qualifications:

[35DAEVU8JHI9NXVQLR8ZJ7MU7T687W]​

 

Just found out another thing the Ring Doorbell is awesome for.

Alerting you to when your kid finally loses the battle over "who is going to keep stuffing the garbage down more instead of taking it out."

Ha. I won. Just watched him carry it out the front door.

 

buy her a teddy polar bear, tell her that she will protect her.