Not better. Just more of a lush.
Not acceptable.
It's my favorite girl!
So I went in to get my nails done today and they asked what I wanted to drink and I said red wine. The woman said, "We don't have that." Of...
I love how portable these are! I have a lot of water stored in gallons but this is a great idea.
Wait, can we not say Grinch on here? I'm going to have to reevaluate my friendship strategies.
Last time I went in to get my nails done, the nail tech was like, "We do offer wine here now but of course you wouldn't want it in the middle of...
It confuses me when people are sincere. Please be as sarcastic as you wish.
I forgot to sign up for any Secret Santas this year. Now I'm sad.
[MEDIA] I might actually stop breathing because of those cheekbones.
I'm unsure of who I've adopted tonight but I will make all of you pierogies.
Will she do us proud or just become a degenerate gambler?
I'll think about it if you start a quality bourbon distillery.
Yes, I would prefer an East Asian country.
Okay, so 8 crates. Handshake.
I get the dog. Also, 7 crates of bourbon.
So you are proposing? How much alimony can you offer?
I’ve got a theory some kid is dreaming, and we’re all stuck inside his wacky Broadway nightmare.
I count this as agreeing with me.
It has come to my attention that some have not experienced "Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog." People who haven't are (a) stupid (b) useless (c)...
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