I think a bunch of obviously expensive equipment ups the tackiness factor. :P
It counts if you post a picture.
Not too late to change that.
Well, yes.
Oh, you already gave it to me. I'll leave you alone until midnight.
@ChrisTurk
Badges do make me feel special. Edit: I responded to the wrong post but you can all figure it out, I'll bet.
There are no stoves in the Apocolypse! I will also pay closer attention when the world is coming down around me. Probably.
I've heard of these things but can I add my own seasonings?
Life update: I forgot to add rice to my rice when it boiled.
I think I will survive in the apocalypse because I'm excellent at seasoning rice.
I'll allow it.
Can I eat the pineapple as a side from the pizza?
What is the food of commoners? I like the commoners.
No one has ever called me fancy before. I'm totally screenshotting this and then going downstairs for a little garlic bread.
I've never been to either of those places and this picture is disturbing but I still mostly like you.
I'd eat the shoe.
Oh, Jake.
What is happening? You're giving me a job, @ChrisTurk? Your wife told me you would. Thanks.
Whoa now. Can I put life insurance on you?
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