The bacteria on my skin eats the virus.
Showers are a pre-apocalypse extravagance.
Be honest, how many of you haven't showered since locking yourself indoors? I'm just doing that alcohol and aloe thing. Not gonna lie, it's a...
I wonder what a college fund based on crypto would even look like. :emoji_thinking:
It's impossible to time the market, so you dollar average over time. Buy a little on the way down, at the bottom, and the way back up over months.
It was down almost 50% the last 3 weeks. Jumped up 15% today.
There are very few times in history the S&P 500 hasn't been a good bet. Over 30 years or so it's always going to produce about 7% ROI year over year.
Everything is down. Just pick a few decent companies and wait 5 years for you're money to triple.
Oh yeah Proctor & Gamble owns Charmin and a bunch of cleaning products.
I hear stocks are pretty cheap. Buy in on human death and suffering.
We should just close off Florida. Give it back to Spain.
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I just got out of bed. I don't feel great. I'm not sick, just got fucking lit last night.
I never said I wasn't in denial about any of it.
Feels weird going a whole week not yelling at my TV.
Maybe try r/giftcardexchange if you want to get some cash.
Oh god, Texas has only tested 1200 people. :emoji_face_palm: Why did I check that stupid website. I was better off being ignorant and thinking we...
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