God, I love you.
Sexually harass me! I like it. Until I don't. I'm complicated.
I'd be annoyed with you if I wasn't impressed with your quickness.
Not even signed. Just as I suspected.
Not so much. Pretty sure I joined after him. @ChrisTurk has low standards.
I have been known to suck a cock or two in my day.
Who even invited you?
Sorry, I'm visiting my sister and it's fucking with me. Used to Mountain time.
Eastern time is for cocksuckers.
You are setting a bad example for the new people.
Lies. I am never helpful.
@ChrisTurk, where is the eye-roll button we've discussed so very many times?
Night crew needs to fucking step it up if you want me to continue to grace you with my presence
How dare you share our sweet nothings.
Send her to me, please.
By Craig Johnson? That's what I see when I search.
I have read Mistborn. I put Cabin at the End of the Woods on hold on Overdrive. I appreciate the recs. I'm always looking for new things to read...
Buy me a goat?
Welcome, sweetling.
You never even blow up my phone.
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