She's a pit bull too, right? It's all that muscle. My sister's dog is about the same size as King, but nowhere near as dense so she weights like...
If you don't mind suffocating children, sure.
King weighs 65~70 lbs. Really? I can see not letting them use them for like 15 hours a day like some children I know, but a couple of hours here...
Oh, and sometime you might have to feed it. Might wanna invest in one of those crates that has the autofeeder water bottle.
Discarded laptop, TV with Paw Patrol on loop, stack of construction paper, crayons, play doh. Bam, enjoy the rest of your day.
Last time my sister dumped our other sister's toddler on me and forgot about him, I got a good 30 minutes of him "playing" Yooka Laylee, then...
They probably don't know how timers work.
If she's anything like the kids I've had drool on my keyboard in the past, they'll just sit there pressing buttons doing nothing and it keeps them...
Just dump her in some sandbox somewhere, you get a free 30 minutes.
Yeah, because there's nothing quite like mentally scarring young children for shits n giggles.
Why would you get a prosthetic when you can have a cool pirate eyepatch instead?
Okay, but did you fix the pictures?
It took me about 5 seconds to find them through clicking on his profile then post history, stop being dumb.
I kinda regret going back to check now, but curiosity must be satiated.
Are you telling us samoth was The Crooked Man all along?
Wow, rude. That would've been a nice conversation piece. "Hey, wanna see my eyeball jar?"
Please for the love of god fix those pictures on your wall while you're at it.
I didn't actually buy or play Factorio. I'm too busy playing dumb mushroom game. I've leveled twice today! That's a whole lot.
Dude, like every single one of your pictures is crooked.
Sure, why not.
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