I have an 11 minute call recording of @ChrisTurk saying nice things about me. ...or as I like to call it, "Exhibit A : Character Witness...
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All bets were off when you fell off the curb :emoji_sweat_smile::emoji_sweat_smile::emoji_sweat_smile:
@ChrisTurk I recommend just using dirty socks. You're gonna wash em anyway. Save the planet.
I think you need L*lly to write it for you. Clearly, she can turn ANY bullshit into gubmint $$$
It's not a Funko :emoji_joy:
On the advice of counsel, I invoke my fifth amendment privilege against self-incrimination and respectfully decline to answer your question.
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Can confirm. Took a train to Elkhart, IN with $7,000 in cash strapped to my thigh to buy a car from some dude that barely spoke English. Met...
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ma'am you and I have v different ideas of what "offering solidarity" means. Gimme dat fkn grant money
Yo what the fuck... my SO was vacuuming earlier and I, from upstairs, started smelling the vacuum burning up (cat hair in the roller FTW). She,...
I'd joust @ChrisTurk for his masters.
Yeah but that pays much better. Source: Uhhhh, a "friend".
No idea if it's the same study buuuuuut [IMG]
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1684226/parentalguide Just letting you know what you're getting into lol
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