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What’s a wintertime contract? A Santa clause
The name of the university is redacted ... if you want to know the recent developments in a university; 2020-21 Fall Semester at .............
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack.
dibs on the kid.
What’s DJ Khaled’s favorite diet food? A Caesar Khalad.
How do you cut the ocean in half? With a Sea-Saw Why was the broom late for work? It over-swept.
Do you know what ever happened to the cow that was lifted into the air by the tornado? It was an udder disaster.
What's more romantic than roses and a piano? Tulips and an organ.
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What kind of hair do they sell at iHop? Eggtensions
What does a dinosaur use to pay bills? Tyrannosaurs Checks. What did Michael Jackson call his denim store? Billie Jeans.
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it’s too cheesy
Did you hear about the man who fell into an upholstery machine? He's fully recovered.
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Why can’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up!!
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