What is the proper name for the ghost of a buffalo? A booffalo.
A platypus walks into a bar owned by a duck. He orders a drink, and asks for the check. Duck billed platypus.
Gold walks into a bar, The bartender says "AU, get out of here!"
Why did the clock get fat? It kept going for seconds.
A man was murdered by being forced to drink bleach. It was a clean kill
I got a job crushing cans, and I hate it. It's soda pressing.
I once told a bad joke about ghosts... It still haunts me to this day
How do you fix a broken gorilla? With a monkey wrench
My landlord texted saying we need to meet up and talk about how high my heating bill is. I replied back: “Sure, my door is always open.”
Yesterday I suddenly ran into the man who once sold me an antique globe. It’s a small world.
Why don’t people eat Wookies? Because no matter how you cook them, they always turn out chewy.
What did yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? HDMI
What do you call the security in a Samsung Store? Guardians of the Galaxy.
There was an article I read about this man who hasn’t woken up in years in Washington...I guess he’s in a Tacoma
To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.
Repetition; My mate tiled my roof for me. When I asked him how much I owed him, he said, "Don't worry. It's on the house."
HEY!!!!! I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig. It’s not a beautiful poem, but it’s very deep.
My mate tiled my roof for me. When I asked him how much I owed him, he said, "Don't worry. It's on the house."
What’s the difference between bird flu and swine flu? One requires tweetment and the other requires oinkment.
When we went to Costa Rica, we didn’t see one can, We saw toucans.
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