I accidentally dropped one of my Bach CDs. Unfortunately, I baroque it.
Oooh, you are his nephew?
What do you get when you rub two oranges together? Pulp friction If a Praying Mantis’ are always praying, what is their faith? It varies, they’re...
Pre- means before. Post- means after. To use both prefixes together...would be preposterous
Why does the otter have a spaceship? He would like to go to otter space What transformer is made out of cardboard box and arrives in two days?...
What do you call crystal clear urine? 1080pee.
MA PUPPIES!!!
Why did the duck go to jail? He was selling quack...
Is this pool safe for diving? It deep ends.
Jack: How’s it going? Beans: Pretty good Jack and the beans talk
I wasn't originally planning on getting a brain transplant. But then I changed my mind
Just got offered a job teaching poetry in prison. Spent all night thinking about the prose and cons. A man asks a woman: "when is your...
Changed all my passwords to Kenny. Now all I have are Kenny Loggins.
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? AYE MATEY
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Did you know Busta Rhymes has a sister, she loves to dance...her name is Busta Move
What's the best part about living in Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired
What kind of art class does a coal miner take? Minecrafts
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