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I dreamed that I wrote the Hobbit the other day. Turns out I was just Tolkien in my sleep.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
What do sea monsters eat for lunch? Fish and ships.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize.
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey.Then I turned myself around.
What’s black and white and goes around and around? A penguin in a revolving door.
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What do you call a fake turd? A shampoo What did one eye say to the other eye? Between you and me, something smells.
You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.
3 men are stranded in a boat with 4 cigarettes and no way to light them. So they toss the 4th cigarette overboard, which makes the whole boat a...
I was really angry at my friend Mark for stealing my dictionary. I told him, "Mark, my words!"
A guy goes to his doctor because he can see into the future. The doctor asks him, "How long have you suffered from that condition?" The guy tells...
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I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!
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Why did the math book look so sad? Because of all of its problems
If you see a crime at an apple store, does that make you an iWitness? What do you call 26 letters that went for a swim? Alphawetical
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