My eldest fur child is turning 13 on The Fourth of July, and has never received a bath. He is only an indoor cat though. He smells great. He...
Wait... my cat's not my SO. Let me clear that up.
Not gonna lie - they can get pretty rancid.
Welp. I smelled ma cats armpits and it actually is a very good representation of what he smells like. So I take this back. Hard to describe....
Burger king smells like tomatoes, mustard, and ocean air.
Armpits are not a good representation of how the species of our planets smell. Sometimes humans have a taco seasoning zest, but they're not tacos.
I have an irrational amount of bird feeders here, so basically eats whatever the squirrels don't
So get this - It does extreme wing twitches, and after a bit another bird comes by and they do some mouth to mouth thing. Not sure if they're...
Hey guys. Look how round this bird is. He/she has been hanging out here lately. [IMG]
Also I have pie maybe 0.75 or so times per year, so I'm not really a veteran in pie
Whatever's available/offered/clean. Doesn't matter
For real though. Washing dishes sucks. You get raisin fingers and potato semen in your hair and stuff. Some of those dudes are just straight...
Have you ever had the privilege of using a 3-compartment sink by chance? Wash, rinse, sanitize. Shit's awesome. Not as good as a dishwasher...
soft AND moist. The future is now
Look at it's big sad baby deer eyes though. That critter needs chin scratches and rubbings behind the ears
Hey Dan. -dan
And most importantly - my hands
To drink obviously - due to the alcohol content
I'm probably retarded, and this is prime shiptoasting, but someone should invent bacon flavored hand sanitizer and call it ham sanitizer
How dairy you! You got beef with me?
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