Hey, stranger. Are you my new head stalker? @SeDuCeR
I enjoy working for pennies. It keeps my ego in check.
I only caught one so that was rude. :fail:
If you report it to HR, I'll take care of it.
I caught a 1.12.
Come do me next?
The money.
Happy Birthday, @GreenMachine842! As your present, I'll expunge your HR records.
Absolutely. You're #1.
I'm on like two! Do your damn job, fuckwit.
I enjoy it.
For me?
You never even stalk me anymore. Am I going to have to demote you from head stalker?
I'm a vegetarian but consuming the flesh of my enemies is how I get through the week.
Being with someone simply for their appearance just seems incredibly boring to me. My husband and I have so much fun debating and joking. I can't...
We're skincare soulmates. <3
You're right, but it's the best means I can see of picking a partner. Nothing stays the same but most people have basic qualities that are more or...
I rub snail mucin on my face for just this reason.
Well, that's the dream :P But we all get old sometime so you need someone with a good personality.
Whoa, now. This is getting a little NSFW. :P
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