What do mermaids wash their fins with? Tide
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Did you hear that Steve Harvey and his wife got into a fight? It was a Family Feud!
Made a real one. New thread https://forum.turkerview.com/threads/08-17-dad-jokes-monday.3371/ Close this one.
What did the Fried Rice say to the shrimp? Don’t wok away from me! My wife emailed me our wedding photos, but I couldn’t open any of the files. I...
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What do you call a sketchy neighbourhood in Italy? A Spaghetto!
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Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy
I'm finally writing a dad joke about spices. It's about thyme
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What’s the best Christmas Gift? A broken drum, you can never beat it. I recently staged an intervention for my religious feline addict. Needless...
What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care
I know a lot of jokes about retired people but none of them work! I knew a guy who hated deformed feet and allergic to dairy. He was lack toes...
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I am at TURKEY btw if you are curious. for The Sacrifice Feast.
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I ate it anyway
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