Okay but like you have to wait until they are at least like 5-7 before letting them do real chores that's normal? Christ, I barely manage to...
okay I saw my brother's daughter shit so hard it shot up her back and into her hair while in the middle of a restaurant.
[IMG] Me hubs made some pina coladas. want one? Blender shit the bed and started smoking so this is the last batch
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See like, my body is like HAVE A BABY. HAVE A FUCKING BABY FOR CHRIST SAKE JUST FUCKING DOOOOOOOO ITTTTTTTTTTTTT and then I read stuff like this...
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Feet and farts. Armpits too?
For the glory of science!
@AlexZ How much did you get paid for that?
Yep! Honest story time! My Gran-in-law(rest her blessed soul) went to the hospital and left an entire bag of potatoes in the cabinet. No one...
At least I didn't talk about the goopy brown liquid and how hard that is to clean up out of grout!
https://www.ladbible.com/news/latest-womens-farts-smell-worse-than-mens-according-to-science-20210209
Also do not let potototes rot, they can fucking kill you...
Think of the scent of rotten potatoes left in a car for a couple months. Open the door a small crack and just let it slowly waft around the area.
I thought that was just me! Tripsa's moving at the pace of fart!
It's okay, you didn't actually depress Alex. Alex would have to be a people to have feelings and emotions.
I already gave Alex some tub fish! [ATTACH]
[ATTACH] I guess I could just install the bee tap in your house.
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