I have this sinking feeling as to what this joke might be, but hey it's TH afterdark so what is the worst that could happen?
That depends on if you can make it rain.
Got tired of being chased off by my guard dog, and having the lawn sprinklers come on in the middle of the night so you headed further up north?...
Oh the bible belt isn't complete until Westboro also shows up to 'preach' hypocrisy...
Selling doors... Get your floating doors! Once in a lifetime opportunity... Get your floating doors! Floating headboards are half off if you're...
@Tracy Wethington welcome to the naughty list, we have cookies.
It was more a like a sly mention on the lack of updating of a Sears but oh around 2000? Yeah, you could still left to do whatever in a Sears, much...
I think you might have dated yourself there with the Top Gun mention... Then again it was Sears so guessing they still had that laserdisc on...
Now is the perfect weather to keep a garden hose on standby... Nothing like a hit of ice cold water in this weather to discourage those teenagers...
Inventory mismanagement was one of the main reasons the company never turned around to avoid filing for bankruptcy. Well that and hedge fund led...
Might be why @Randomacts only has two days to use the credit.
Urgh! Ok how about three bags instead of an unlimited supply? (The family-sized bags not those little ones with only 5-6 in there.)
Can I trade it for an unlimited supply of Reese's Christmas trees? (Asking for a friend.)
I'm sure I'm lacking alot more generally (common sense, a big freaking boat, unlimited supply of Reese's Christmas trees) but then again that one...
So you're the one responsible for giving us more badges then?
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:emoji_thinking: I doubt it would make it through the entire Earth due to the extreme heat and pressure. However, if such a knife could be...
:emoji_thinking: Giving answers that require that much thought is going to make some poor turker from /r/mturk/ have a brain aneurysm. Paging...
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