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If the shoe fits:emoji_kissing_heart:
steroids FUCKIN' NOPEEEE! I get to start weaning off the roids next week and they make me look like the friggen stay puft marshmallow betch....
[img] Want mine? It does fuck all half the time, but it's the right size:emoji_kissing_heart::emoji_kissing_heart: They've been stabbing me in...
[img]\ Meanwhile, just ONCE, I would like a normal reason for a normal health problem, that didn't result in a conversation where 8 doctors all...
[img] My doctor say "in theory," I can have a very small glass of wine "on occasion." I still haven't tested that theory for...so many reasons.
I usually just stay home and tell everyone I'm sick. It's a great excuse, since it's often true:emoji_laughing: If I'm feeling charitable, someone...
[IMG] My favorite was this one time we were all at the climbing gym together. It's part workout, part social, people share passes, and we get...
*not my man anymore, just friends:emoji_stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes: I call him Matt-bot, tho, cause he's very single-minded, mechanically...
[MEDIA] The bot is a fanatic for that movie:emoji_laughing:
[img] :bearnie: makes sure everyone knows he's claimed me, little brat!
[img] But, he looks so comfy, I can't do it:emoji_joy: I'll just sit on the edge.
[img] I'm not getting my chair back, am I:emoji_expressionless:
:bearnie: "helps" dispose of flowers. :bearnielazer::bearnielazer: [img]
You've got some brown stuff on your nose:emoji_stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes: [img]
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