You sound like the bot when I make him use turn signals and wear his seatbelt when he drives the sparkle truck:emoji_rolling_eyes: [img]
This is why you go in the kennel when we have company. [img]
I just want to have a single glass of champagne without fainting:emoji_laughing: Or, in one colorful incident, I had 2 glasses of champagne at the...
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kidney sale operation You know I need a good kidney, dude! Is it a good quality kidney? Can I drink an entire glass of wine without passing out?...
I scored 20 points above the bot and he’s still pissed off about it over a decade later. It’s fantastic:emoji_laughing:
One of my cats got out a few days ago and keeps lurking around, but won’t actually come inside :emoji_expressionless: [IMG] I leave the garage...
I have so many cats that I had to shake a treat container and do a head count to confirm I was one short because SOMEONE lost him without even...
[img] He showed up to howl at me for dinner, but won’t come in still. Such a brat!
@ChrisTurk I think I’m the reason for several crazy things on the forum :emoji_laughing:
You clearly haven’t been around here long. I’m the reason the n-s-f-w tag exists.
[img] More like being a little too gross?:emoji_thinking:
Because adults can work way more hours than children on set! It’s 100% a money thing.
The imdb app for my firestick also has it for free this month, WOOP WOOP! [img]
I've re-watched Con-Air and Air Force One in the past week and 11/10 recommend for entertainment value. OH, Also Road House. [img]
LOL, NO, DEF NOT MARRIED! Quite the opposite!:emoji_laughing: People just seem to think I am a lot haha. Still in Cali! Probably staying for the...
Well, I have been called a type of trophy here before!:emoji_kissing_heart: [img]
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