Jesus.. the calibration sounded like a german fire siren.
we were talking about your penis. She probably knew it'd be a short conversation with limp depth and would end up with someone trying to finish...
Words of Wisdom.... "In a nutshell" comes from about 1570 when Pliny stated the Iliad was written so small, the parchment could be folded up and...
I ain't never shown you my dangly bits.... You gotta buy me breakfast, first.
oh god.. i'd be owed like $5,000 just from Scruff and Grindr alone.
I've always enjoyed collecting rare miniatures.
1) because you tagged me 2) I expected it to be short and disappointing - it was
I meant Beauty School drop out.. I fixed it. Don't want the Grease fans pissed at me.
Pinky? The Beauty School Dropout? [IMG]
Huzefa Dargahwala Triple Word Score needs to come back...
morbid and vulgar are my middle names... so i'm okay. but .. wow... i bet parents took their kids to see this "it's a cartoon".
I'm watching Sausage Party.. wow... this is morbid and vulgar.
oh... they're gone... so i can't even see them...
What means this "RV"?
100% Accuracy on the even/odds... BOOM! no extra bonus, though.
Even numbers must go! Kill the even numbers!
meh, time to be an adult and start my day.. *ugh*
79 Z's for starting at 9:15 isn't too bad.
Koala are marsupial though, like kangaroos. They are not bears. Unless you want to call them "drop bears". Youtube it. plenty of videos
I didn't know Tara Reid was stealing cars. http://www.mugshotsocala.com/Details.aspx?BookingID=1700001927
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