Gotta make sure the kids haven't stumbled their way onto The Devil's Blood from Baby Shark.
wtf you got a key?
You don't have a big bag of 300 dumdums specifically for this occasion? Pretty sure that's a necessary purchase.
Pretty sure everyone whose kids usually spend all day in day care or school can't stand their kids right now. Unless they rolled the parenthood...
I don't think you're worthless! All the things you've been doing around the yard and fixing up your office etc. also counts as productivity, it's...
I'm at least 87% sure that counts as having your info for direct deposits.
wtf Panera has groceries?
So if I don't get LOLs from CT, does this mean I'm immune to mod editing?
Just get a dog instead.
You do nothing but Grinch about each and every one of your children at every opportunity you get. It gets old, my dude.
Amazing how people can turn their own terrible parenting into something to Grinch about.
It's a very stressful time for many people, and religion has always been comforting to many. That's all I will say on the subject because I can...
Small business owners are being compensated, though?
Okay, I will. Have fun working for $3/hr
It isn't. $40 for 12 hours of work is atrocious.
How? I've been ignoring my cactus for 10 years now and it's fucking thriving.
>Up to 70 million people who have given the IRS their bank information to receive prior tax refunds will see the money in their bank account by...
You mean a slice of velveeta, right? It just ain't grilled cheese if the cheese ain't American.
Ham goes perfectly in my grilled cheese sandwich, though.
I mean, what did you expect? Our public transport system is trash.
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