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[img][img] No, I didn't accidentally break 2 cake layers in half, why do you ask? Woahhhh, it's halfway there, Woahhhh, my cake's living on a...
Underneath my pretty lady disguise, I'm just a mechanical turk-ey:emoji_sunglasses:
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The turkey is in a bikini and on the beach! I'm a summer turkey, duh! Look at my tan!
Last year, I razzed the bot with a pink unicorn glitter cake. [img] Went for significantly less glitter this year, as a kindness:emoji_laughing:
Took me less than a minute to botch something...dropped a candle on the floor. [img] Last year, I accidentally overfilled one of the birthday...
Up at the crack of dawn to make the bot pancakes to celebrate his day of assembly. And now to work on this cake, cleaning the place up, and...
Trying to mentally prepare myself the for the next day of birthday cake making...making a brown butter cinnamon cake with a pecan caramel...
2 types of morning people and I'm definitely :bearnie: [IMG] [img]
Realized I could sprinkle buffalo ranch seasoning on my kettle chips. So, you could say it's been a pretty clutch night!
I said we could go on a walk "in a few minutes," and what Skeeter heard was, "breathe heavily and stare until walkies are achieved." [IMG]
I feel like I regularly insert bird where words like girl & woman & person go. :emoji_information_desk_person:
[img] Had a job there for awhile, my boss left to manage things there and wanted to take someone who knew how she did things already for the...
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When I lived in Europe, I accidentally ended up in a different country by train when I was taking a day trip:emoji_sweat_smile: Nobody even looked...
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