I'd have to drive 30 miles or so:emoji_stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes: But, I live in the middle of bumblefuck, soooo!
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If I were feeling chippy today, I'd make a joke that the "factory of sadness," is also the nickname for his bedroom...but I'm feeling...
I only have terrible jokes in response to this. I'm behaving today.
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That still applies to my ideas now. And, instead of my friends being calm or reasonable, they usually just respond, "HAHA! LET'S DO ITTTTT!" [ATTACH]
[IMG] At least once a month, I jump out with jazz hands and yell, "IT'S GHOST SHIP!" and then pretend I've just been cut in half by a wire. The...
[img] Can I have a ghost ship instead? A holy ship just doesn't sound as fun to me.
And here I was, about to cut a pancreas out of a drifter. Probably still the cheaper option:emoji_thinking: [img]
[img] You pet :bearnie: now?
It was the first birthday cake someone ever made me! Well, my mom made me a cake with plastic ballerinas on it for my fifth birthday...and then...
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Speaking of birthdays, @Buntastic , the bot, and my friend Becky have birthdays in a row this week and I'm very :leftyflail: about it. Told...
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