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This feels like a conversation I'd have with Matt after he complains about being hungry. What do you want? I dunno, I'm just hungry!
I don't think I've ever made a secret of it:emoji_information_desk_person:
[img] Don't let that goofy look confuse you, he's on the lookout for rogue squirrels and birbs.
My best friend has abysmal spelling & grammar. I routinely tell him that it's a sign of true friendship that I don't constantly correct him. I...
Quail eggs, thank you very much. buncha fuckin' plebs round here, I tell ya!
Werthers are fabulous! I've never made them myself but you've piqued my interest in a project now!
More for me:emoji_kissing_heart:
It's because of your face. That's why.:emoji_stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
Cut a hole in the watermelon a little bigger than the top of a vodka bottle, flip the vodka bottle upside down into the hole, and let it rest that...
[img] We have an old, crusty one in the hangar that we needs to fix up. It belonged to the bot's dad and he left us cryptic instructions to find...
FINE! NO S'MORES PIE FOR YOU THEN! [img]
We have shared snackies and even snackies that are solely for Matt ( I buy him his own ice cream!) and yet he still tries to gank my crackers & my...
We had virtual girls night and my friend dragged her fiance into the room so she could show us his quarantine mustache. I told him to avoid public...
Not a vegan solution, but a vegetarian one and I know you have lots of chickens- curing egg yolks! I do that now cause its fricken delicious and I...
Why does any bot do what a bot does? We may never know:emoji_laughing::bearnielazer:
I feel that. I'm so lactose intolerant/generally unable to digest that I had to have special soy formula as a baby. My dad told me he decided to...
Not either of those, but I mess around with that stuff a lot cause I have a vegan friend and a friend who is allergic to dairy, and then the bot...
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