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[img] I was frantically trying to remember how to make a search panda in PC and am very relieved to see an adult was around to give a much better...
I told the bot, "Sorry I've made so many bagels lately." The bot: [img]
[img] Don't ask how many batches of bagels I've made this month. I'm fine! [img]
I actually just drive the speed limit, hah. 60 on the rural road outside my neighborhood where people think that means 90, and then a crisp 45...
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[img] Noooo, of course not. If anything, the fact his dad was 52 when he was born sorta explains so much:emoji_laughing:
He’s only 3 years older than I am, but his sister is 14 years older than him. He was what you’d call, a late in life accident baby. He’s weirdly...
She also recently drunk told me about getting one of the first rounds of the polio vaccine as a kid and how it sucked but she was terrified of...
matt-bots Mom sends me drunk texts and it’s one of the highlights of my week. I taught her about memes and now we all get great texts where she...
I was going to make a joke about a cougar dating website, and it reminded me that one of my friends has started watching Cougar Town. Now, this...
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I'm already busy with my dating website, yankeebitches. com - for men with a particular taste in women, or women with a particular taste in women....
Of course! Doesn't stop the loud as heck minority from coming up to me and saying, "You're so small, I could just pick you up and walk off with...
Yeah, but the I don't have to get on my knees to uh...button your pants for you. yeah, that. phew, that was a close one. It's not after dark!...
I'm 4'9":emoji_sweat_smile: It's a height that I think falls into the caveman-esque reaction, "Uh! I can pick her up and leave with her! ha ha! I...
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