How short is short in your mind? I'm basically Polly Pocket over here:emoji_laughing:
I really think it's just my size. I'm small and thus approachable, or theft-able, depending on who you ask. Plus, I'm so short that guys can't...
[img] I should warn you, there are downfalls. A guy hit on me in the grocery store like 4 times this weekend, and then he STOPPED HIS CAR IN...
[img] I'm told I live in "bird world" and I don't entirely understand the rules of the actual world, thank you very much. I like it on my planet,...
This was in Clemson, where not only is it chock full of young folks, but you can drive at like 15 lol. I had enough id to be fine, but it turned...
I got 1 ticket when I was 18, and never again. However, I've been pulled over a CRAZY amount of times. It's like a running gag of my life. I've...
The last time I got pulled over, my response to being asked if I had insurance was, "Uhm...I'm pretty sure!" And then I smiled. I totally do...
The trick is to look the copper right in the eye, while he stares at your wildly out of date id, and confidently say, "It's pandemic law, baby!"...
Finally, my time to shine! [img]
Exquise you, I'm not here to make friends! This isn't @ChrisTurk 's best friend forum! GAH! [IMG] [IMG] [IMG]
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Prisoner profile: Skeeter, 8 years old, recently detained for fleeing the scene Sentence: Leash-based walkies probation until further notice Mug...
The medication I'm on for a few months makes me photosensitive, so I basically have to cover myself up like a mummy and limit my sun exposure...
Scraggles is getting senile AF, and he will not only poop on my floor like it's the litter box, but he scratches the floor like he's digging a...
I'm sure if you loudly wish for the creepy basement clown, he might just appear to you! [img]
[img] Remember that time I found this creepy ass clown doll in the basement of my last house? I remember. It haunts my dreams. I maybe should...
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