Too far.
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It's been a while since mine were babies, but I vaguely remember using cotton gauze pads moistened with baby oil as a poor man's baby wipe. (I...
And you're still eating out*! (* he says while taking a sip from his McDonald's coffee.)
Just stopping by to say I was here.
I've been working from home since last Friday. Honestly, I have to check the calendar several times during the day to remember what day of the...
Wasn't that a Guns 'N Roses song?
What is this, Fourth of July???
"I love to cook. I'm really good at it." "I eat most of my meals out because I'm a terrible cook." [x] Inconsistent
Eh, I bet people *are* THAT weird, they just don't usually publicize it.
Seriously. I'm in a state with just 6 confirmed cases, but still tried to talk my 70+ year old parents (who live in the same house as my 95 year...
I told my wife just yesterday, she's been training her entire life for this.
(Why are there no sad reactions here?)
I'm crying.
I could also crush a plate of spam spread on saltines... ...er, I mean, spam spread toast.
That's strangely hot. (ETA: Whoops. I did that thing again where I typed out loud the thoughts in my head.)
I did that every day (many years ago) with the "good" chunk white tuna and ended up testing high in mercury.
Man, I could absolutely crush a platter of nigiri sushi toast right now.
#forevervigilant
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