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[img] I'm baking cookies, man! What more do you want from me?!
Me: Is it weird that I want to make cookies for breakfast? The bot: [img]
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Sometimes, I think to myself, “ how can I make bread and potatoes more complicated?” [img]
[IMG] Found a good use for that rando gouda. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to carb load for all that sitting on the couch I plan to do tonight.
Don't forget Ruth's Chris! [ATTACH]
The Rock pulls it off. [img]
[img] My bestie has such great hair...and then he panicked and tried to cut it himself last week and booched it. I have photographic evidence...
[img] [IMG] Skeeter is very pleased with this day.:emoji_grin: [SPOILER]
listen, it’s been hard to purchase organic children lately. People have been hoarding!
I do the normal shopping every couple weeks, so it’s mostly funny when he comes home with random stuff. Last time he randomly got gouda, smoked...
Letting the bot shop unchaperoned is always an adventure. :emoji_laughing:
ya know, I’ve made hamburger buns and sandwich rolls but never hotdog buns! Good idea! I will soothe my soul with fresh buns, eyyyy. [img]
The bot: do you need anything from the store? Me: Chicken, please! And he comes home with...hotdogs and no buns. [img]
I dunno, man, I’ve seen some of those twitch streams!
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