I've been cutting my own hair since I was 12. So, yes. [img]
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I just PANICKED real hard about the time for a minute. Thought I lost a few hours:emoji_sweat_smile:
Political UNU time [img]
Same:emoji_hugging: I did classical music, so they basically beat the accent out of you, but when I'm mad, hoooo boy, here it comes! [img]
Matt-bot says I twang southern and get progressively more Long Island (lawnguyland) at the same time the more I'm annoyed and it's when he starts...
I've spent the last 12 years of my life getting some version of, "You're not from around here, are you?" [img]
Thanks for that ear worm! [img]
Are condom glasses really any less sexual?!:emoji_joy:
Don’t worry, I told him that we viciously mock him. He knows of our vast disapproval.
[img] Who once commented, “2.50?! Is that how much tennis balls cost?’ That’s basically free!”
mhmm I saw what I thought was a tiny food processor behind my friend and ask if that’s what it is and he just goes, “ you...you don’t want to...
did you know Williams-Sonoma makes hot chocolate mix? yeah, but did you also know that Williams-Sonoma sells a HOT CHOCOLATE MAKER?! Don’t look...
tube dough. Tried to pass it off as homemade. [img]
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