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[img] Pour one out for your wife. heyoooo! joke.
[img] :bearnie: doesn't seem to mind so much! Well, until the bot starts singing and clapping. :bearnielazer:
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Favorite color for a bird: redhead It’s like you’ve forgotten about me!:emoji_stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
Listen, it was just that ONE TIME when I really wanted that limited edition perfume shaped like a windex bottle, ok?! Just kidding, that perfume...
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I should have gotten one of those for the bot's entire company. [img]
every time the bot does something stupid, that’s what he sings to me while slowly backing away.
This is a solid business idea. Rent-a-Matt!
yes, do you want to take him for awhile? [img]
I almost throat punched my friend on a camping trip when he crept up behind me in the dark and went, "ITS ME, RANDALL FLAGG!" [img]
Basically me since Tuesday night: [img]
Some days, I just want to walk the dog, and then I see a rattlesnake at the end of the driveway and think, maybe later then!:emoji_laughing: [img]
[img] Every prime delivery is a new adventure.
There are many snakes. Many. I mean, like seriously, I see them just mozying down the street in front of my house. Danger noodles, everywhere.
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