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The other day, I explained to my bros that my cuteness developed over time because I'm secretly a cuteness highlander and I've had to hunt down...
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[img] :bearnie: only eats the finest food, not excuses. hehehe
Don't forget your poop spatula!
The brain hurties? Yeah, that's normal in my house:emoji_grin:
He's also confused at how the face wash/soap magically replenish on their own, he doesn't know where his morning oatmeal comes from because he...
[img] His follow-up question after he turned the oven back on was, "Why are you doing that now? What IS that exactly in there? Why is the oven...
The bot walks into my office and goes, "You left the oven on! Don't worry, I turned it off for you." Did you think about, I dunno, checking if...
The bot tells me, "Looks like I'm working from home for the next 4 weeks, aren't you excited?!" [img]
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Sounds like the perfect time to make brioche! I get my eggs from someone with her own chickens and it went down like a drug deal this week. She...
It's never too late to discover opera is the bomb diggity, friendo! [img]
Flonase is my god right now:emoji_laughing: [img]
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